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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

posted 4 days ago with 211,073 notes via rnachoman and preys

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

posted 5 days ago with 36,041 notes via rnachoman and -atlas

1612th:

english words that pitbull knows

  • party
  • miami

bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

kingofconeyisland:

kingofconeyisland:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

posted 5 days ago with 1,790 notes via nowyoukno

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious


update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him